Marlon Wayans talked about his new movie Dance Flick in this interview with Radio Big Boy earlier this week (and also gave out his SayNow number! 3:54 in the video above).

I’m thinking we need to do a double header on Friday and watch You Got Served first and then Dance Flick afterwards. Anyone? Company field trip? :-)

Marlon Wayans’ SayNow Number: (323) 767-8288
Marlon Wayans’ SayNow Messages

Patrice Oneal is a comedian who’s appeared on Comedy Central and stars as Lonny in The Office. This is what you’ll hear when you call him.

While I’m sad he doesn’t want to be my friend, I’m looking forward to hearing more from him because this is a man who doesn’t mince words.

Patrice Oneal’s SayNow Number: (646) 755-9919
Patrice Oneal’s SayNow Messages
Patrice Oneal’s MySpace

Perez Hilton, the Ultimate Queen of Dishin’ It, announced some exclusive news on his SayNow line yesterday (which he posted to his blog later on). I won’t tell you what it is, you can listen to it below. He also set a RECORD for the MOST NUMBER OF CALLS TO A SINGLE PERSON on our service in a single day. The lines were off the hook - woo!

If you want to be first to know what’s goin’ down in tinseltown and beyond OR if you’ve got a scoop for him, give him a ring!

Perez Hilton’s SayNow Number: (323) 622-8595
Perez Hilton’s Website

Hehe, Jim Norton called in with a star sighting on the plane last night. Send us the photo!!

Comedian Jim Norton killed it on Leno last night!

Also, the fan line he talks about at 05:40? That’s his SayNow line. He wasn’t allowed to give out his number on the show but it’s highlighted below. Be sure to call him with all your worst fears.

Jim Norton’s SayNow Number: (917) 267-2602
Jim Norton’s SayNow Messages
Jim Norton’s MySpace

Robert Kelly is a comedian who’s been on Comedy Central, Law and Order, MTV, The Carson Daly Show and The Job. He sent his first broadcast last Friday.

If you haven’t had the privilege of being in his presence or seeing any of his shows, here he is on Comedy Central talking about boobs (his own :)… Gotta love a man who can own up to his own boobs.

Robert Kelly’s SayNow Number: (917) 720-7511
Robert Kelly’s SayNow Messages
Robert Kelly’s Website

Funny man Mike Epps wants to know if you’ve got a good joke for him (cause comedians need to be entertained too). You might even get to be on his show if it’s a good one.

Totally unrelated…here he is reppin Indiana in this tribute to his home state - I LOVE this video (and I’m not even from Indiana).

Mike Epps’ SayNow Number: (323) 271-0341
Mike Epps’ SayNow Messages
Mike Epps’ MySpace

Got questions about life, love, or what to wear on your date with the hottie in your chemistry class? Well you can now pick up the phone and ask a ninja (not just any ninja, mind you, but *THE* world famous ninja of Ask a Ninja). Maybe he will even give you cooking tips.

Ask A Ninja’s SayNow Number: (818) 237-9807
Ask A Ninja’s SayNow Messages
Ask A Ninja’s Website

Comedian and best-selling author, Jim Norton turns 40 on Saturday. Sounds like he could use some cheering up.

Jim Norton’s SayNow Number: (917) 267-2602
Jim Norton’s SayNow Messages
Jim Norton’s MySpace

Jim Florentine is an Emmy Award winning comedian who’s currently on Comedy Central’s Crank Yankers and has appeared on other shows like HBO’s Inside the NFL and ABC’s The Apprentice. While these are some of his more well-known exploits, Jim also performs a valuable public service with his own series Terrorizing Telemarketers which you can learn more about on his website and sample below.

With his tireless efforts, it might one day be safe to pick up your landline again.

Jim Florentine’s SayNow Number: (201) 918-4584
Jim Florentine’s SayNow Messages
Jim Florentine’s Website

Brandon T. Jackson’s SayNow Number: (323) 622-8110
Brandon T. Jackson’s SayNow Messages
Brandon T. Jackson’s MySpace

Okay people, forget about getting signed to a record label, here’s your chance to win 2 Jet Blue tickets. Fer reals! Zefrank’s got a Nerd Rap Battle goin’ and I KNOW you guys can hit it. » Here’s what you gotta do and here’s one of the entries…

Get your entry in by Saturday - that’s tomorrow!

Colorwar’s SayNow Number: (917) 720-7494
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The Clean Guys are a group of comedians whose mission is to create and find comedy that’s rated G to PG for everyone (and especially families) to enjoy on CleanGuys.TV. The troupe is lead by David Coulier who used to be on the TV show Full House and now appears a lot on Nick at Nite.

The Clean Guys’ SayNow number: (818) 641-1448
The Clean Guys’ SayNow Messages
The Clean Guys’ MySpace

Larry the Cable Guy has a contest going where you can actually win one (along with a $250 gift card for Home Depot). I know it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but all you have to do is tell him what you want for Christmas, and if he likes what you’re wishing for, then a fully automated battery powered on-demand-cheese-cutter will be yours for the taking.

Larry’s SayNow Number:(407) 982-5137
Details on the Contest